This weekend, Texas Longhorns and Oklahoma Sooners will descend upon the Texas State Fair in Dallas to battle it out in the Cotton Bowl for this year’s Red River Rivalry.  And while the only thing remotely promising about this year’s match up is the fact that there will be Fletcher’s Corny Dogs to ease the pain of what will most likely be…not a win for our beloved Longhorns [hey, I’m just being realistic…], that doesn’t mean that we can’t show up looking like freakin’ winners.  Much like when I was on the golf team in high school, I wasn’t that good. But I damn well looked the part, and that’s half the battle.

photos: Kristen Reynolds